The title says it most accurately....everything from the professional look to the sturdy construction is beyond compare. The 6" x 6" steel pole could easily support 20 strippers after Thanksgiving. Opening the box for the first time was an experience I'll never forget...it was like seeing my first born pop her blood covered head out of my wife's hoo-ha, disturbingly awesome. Instead of attending Church on Sundays, we sit in the driveway and give thanks to MegaSlam. Praise be to MegaSlamallah. Let's not fail to mention that the goal arrived just in time for me to get in shape for the upcoming NBA season. I've contacted all of the NBA teams letting them know I'm ready to fill any roster spots. Seriously, I can pull off dunks on the 8' setting that even David Copperfield couldn't imagine. The one thing the website doesn't mention is that upon installation of MegaSlam, I instantly became awesome, more awesome than I had thought possible at age 18. Never mind that fact that I'm 6'5" 240 lbs driving a Prius, I have a MegaSlam. And when my boss asks me where my TPS reports is, I tell him you can shove that TPS report up your Johhny Ringo cause I own a MegaSlam.....